“I’m only special when I have whatever everyone else has.”
Posted 5 months ago
Hey, Brittany… do you know why the ladies love Jesus? Dude was seriously hung.
Nothing says “date night” like a limp dick and lots of new debt.
We gave them suffrage. Everything else is really just icing on the cake.
Can’t buy hope with a food stamp card.
T-shirts, snow cones, and running through the sprinklers. Nothing says Christmas like New Hampshire in Winter!
Malignant.
If you pull Rusty’s cheeks just right it looks like he approves of your disgusting lifestyle.
When my aroma therapy business folded, I squelched the urge to feel something by purchasing a robotic vacuum cleaner from SkyMall.
Is that a shooting star or is one of those goddamn college boys hocking a loogie from the balcony?
